What … Me, Sarcastic?

12-23 ABA Journal Piece (lower bonuses)


Dear ABA Journal:

This is news? For the last time, I don’t care that some over-fed, arrogant, self-indulgent, preening, sycophantic law school grads may not receive the 6-figure bonus that goes with their 6-figure salary. In case you haven’t noticed, most lawyers are underemployed, and most new graduates are not employed at all – casualties of the economy and a broken system of lawyer production. Apparently law schools were competing to see who could crank out the most under-qualified graduates. It’s hard to say who won, but in the end everybody lost.

Practicehacker

And in response to another commenter’s post

Dear Mr. McLeod

Why would you make such a snide comment? Based on your use of words such as “swimmingly” and “ladies and gents;” as well as your belief that lawyers need only be likeable to secure work, I am going to guess that you started practicing law before the profession became crowded and clients treated lawyers like merchants, haggling over ever dime. That said; I wanted to congratulate you on remaining safely within your comfort zone. Trust me; it isn’t as warm and fuzzy out here as it is in there. Happy Holidays.

Sincerely,
Practicehacker

Dear ABA Journal:
Seriously … this is news?
For the last time, I do not care that certain over-fed, arrogant, self-indulgent, preening, sycophantic recent law school grads who try to pass themselves off as “lawyers” may not receive the expected 6-figure bonus that goes with their 6-figure salary.Why not just survey Newport millionaires about disappointments in this year’s polo season, or Saudi Sheiks regarding the average waiting time for late-model, customized Bentleys? I hear it’s getting up there.
In case you haven’t noticed, most lawyers are underemployed, and the overwhelming majority of new graduates isn’t employed at all – nor are new lawyers likely to find the kinds of jobs for which they trained anytime soon. Some will never find the kinds of jobs that motivated them to go to law school in the first place because they just don’t exist anymore – casualties of the economy and a really, really broken system of lawyer production. Apparently law schools were competing to see who could crank out the most under-qualified graduates. It’s hard to say who won, but in the end everybody lost.
Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
Practicehacker

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