Never a Better Time to Be a Lawyer!
As we all know, there are lies, damn lies, and statistics. For example, according to this piece in the ABA Journal, about 68% of 2010 law school grads reported landing a job as an Attorney – the lowest percentage since the National Association of Legal Placement (NALP) began collecting statistics.
But NALP’s numbers are notoriously inflated, so it’s much more likely that only 35% were employed as lawyers. after graduation.But I’m here to help. If you are a member of the remaining 65%, consider aplying at my firm. The pay is low, the conditions are brutal, and I offer no benefits.That’s still the best offer you’ve received sincing graduating.
I’ll be waiting for your call.Good luck everyone
Bonus: Honors Law Grad Demands Refund!








